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MAN'S SEX SCHEDULE:-
Concerned about his recent sexual performance, a man goes to see a doctor. After a couple of tests, the specialist sits him down for a quiet talk.
"I'm sorry," the quack says,"but it would appear the you have simply worn out your penis. By my reckoning, you have 30 shags left, then that's it. Your sex life is over."
The man walks home in a dark depression. His wife is waiting for him in their front room.
"Oh my god!"she cries when he tells her his misfortune. "Thirty shags! We can't waste a single one of them. Every one must be special. Let's draw up a scheduleright now."
"I made a schedule up on the way home," then man says. "And your name isn't on it."
HOW TO AVOID BLOW JOBS:-
How do you avoid a women from giving you a Blow Job?
Marry Her.
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Here's Some More Funny Jokes.
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THE YELLOW PENIS:-
"I'm baffled by your yellow penis," a doctor told his patient. "Does anyone else in your family have this condition?" The concerned fellow shook his head.
"Do you work with chemicals?"
"I don't work I'm unemployed"
"Well what do you do all day?"
"Oh, I mostly sit around all day watching porno movies eating Quavers."
FRIGHTENED AMPUTEE:-
A man wakes up in hospital after a terrible accident and cries,"Doctor! Doctor!I can't feel my legs." The doctor comes over to the poor chaps bedside and says,"Of course you can't. I've amputated both your arms."
JESUS AND MOUNT OLIVE:-
What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive?
Popeye kicked the fuck out of him.
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